HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME
i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it
i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
WH4T UP, KR4CK3RJ4CK?
i didn’t mean for this to happen.
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
really cool people following you back
realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
One more month.